Billy is in the bar and he has had quite a few already. At two o'clock, another round is offered, and although he knows he shouldn't, he takes another beer, simply because they taste just too well. Anyway, after the final beer, he gets up from his stool and immediately drops on the floor. That was not what he had expected. He knew he had had some, but this...
All right, he tries to get up but again he falls. After some more attempts, he gives up and decides to crawl home. At the door of his house he assumes it is better not the stand up, since he will almost certainly fall over again and wake up his wife. So he crawls quietly to his bed and slips in without his wife noticing it.
The next morning his wife speaks to him furiously. 'Have you been drunk again last night?' Billy is surprised and asks her how she knew. 'Well', she says, 'they just called from the bar that you had forgotten your wheelchair again!'
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