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English humor -- 4 (Jewish and Chinese)

                                      

There is a Jewish man and Chinese man having a drink at a bar.
The Jewish man turns around and hits the Chinese man, the Chinese man falls to the ground. He gets up and says 'Why did you do that for' ?
The Jewish man says 'That's for bombing Pearl Harbour'.
The Chinese man says 'that wasn't us, that was the Japanese'
The Jewish man replies 'Japanese Chinese, same thing'.
The Chinese man goes Ok.
A little while goes past and the Chinese man turns around and hits the Jewish man, he falls to the ground.
The Jewish man gets up and says 'Why did you do that for' ?
The Chinese man says 'That's for sinking the Titanic'.
The Jewish man says 'an iceberg sunk the Titanic', the Chinese man replies 'Iceberg Steinburg, same thing'.

【作者: 翰唐】【访问统计:】【2005年11月30日 星期三 10:44】【 加入博采】【打印

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