English humor -- 6 (Bet)
A guy walked into a bar and bet the bartender $100 that he could bite his eyeball.
The bartender said 'No way, I'll take that bet.'
So the guy proceeded to take out his glass eye, chewed on it, then he returned it to his eye socket.
The bartender said 'Ok, you got me on that one', and gave the man a $100.
The guy told the bartender he was a good sport and bought him a drink.
A week later the same guy came back to the bar and bet the bartender $100 that he could bite his other eyeball.
The bartender said 'No way that you can have 2 glass eyes' so he agreed to the bet.
The man proceeded to take out his false teeth and 'bit' his other eye with them.
The bartender could not believe that he had been fooled again, and he paid the man $100.
The guy laughed and offered the bartender a drink.
A week later the same guy came back to the bar again, and bet the bartender $200 that he could stand at one end of the bar and piss in a shot glass at the opposite side of the bar 30 feet away.
The bartender said 'You are really crazy, there is no possible way you can do that'.
So the man stood up on the bar and pissed all over it and everyone, missing the shot glass by 25 feet.
He said 'Oh well' and gave the bartender $200.
The bartender laughed and offered the man a drink.
While they were drinking the man began to laugh.
The bartender asked what was so funny.
The man said 'See that guy outside? I bet him $1000 that I could piss all over your bar and you would still buy me a drink.'